(host)Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensetivity sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your next date(sharon)Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, i'd slide up to the bar And tell you that i can't believe how fuc*** fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
I'd tell ya that i like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like rikki lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!
Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin fuc*** nuggets off all day!
Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best i can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand I'd throw a little sand in your face and say i'm just playin As you spit it all out, i'll f*** your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!
His knowledge and understanding of music goes beyond the standard definition.Little known fact, Rudeboy was born with Dolby HD surround sound naturally in his ears. -KG cc @straightedgejuggalo #Slam Fest2018 is leaving dance floors soaked in a unique blend of Faygo, sweat, & face paint. Join us for a very special celebration of the mighty, marvelous, magnificent greatest show on earth, bitch!!! Thanks so much to all the ninjas who came to Rochester and to Worcester!!He has toured the world and studied Music as a science and art form. Here’s where to experience @therealicp with @djclay313 AND @attila_ga @cagewm @lyte_official @sylarny @fuccouija & LIL TOE NAIL this week! Insane Clown Posse presents to you a show like no other, featuring all your favorite crazed carnival, circus, killer carnie favorites! #dcgcon #darkcarnival #juggalofamily Faygo Break at The Chance in Poughkeepsie, Ny on #slamfest2018 Photo by PRJ at Fallin Starr photography for @faygoluversheaven See you tonight in Clifton Park, Motherfackos!!!! Shoutout to @djclay313 for holding it down on the turntables and to @attila_ga @lyte_official @sylarny @cagewm @fuccouija & @liltoe for melting faces for a living. Tonight catch us at The Chance in Poughkeepsie, and tomorrow in Clifton Park NY at Upstate Music Hall!(host intro)Let's meet contestant #1He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. (sharon)Contestant #1, i believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.-if you do not provide THREE songs you cannot be entered.This is a rare opportunity to have your music heard by the Juggalo world and to have your music discussed by our esteemed panel of judges on the Juggalo Show which includes but is not limited to: -The mastermind behind The Gathering and The DCG Con, a ninja to such a degree that he makes Jedi’s shit their panties when he walks in the room.In 1989, Joseph Bruce, as Jagged Joe, Joseph Utsler, as Kangol Joe, and John Utsler, as Master J, released the single titled "Party at the Top of the Hill" under the name of JJ Boys, but the group did not pursue a serious career in music.Feeling a sense of home and belonging, Bruce formed a gang called Inner City Posse, which was composed of Joseph Utsler, Rudy Hill, other friends of Bruce, and a number of other connections he had made in Southwest Detroit.After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time i'd put the 40 to his chin!After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry f*** her till i nut in my underwear!!!!